can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
