Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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