In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
organizing the empties. That sober.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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