so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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