Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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