I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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