just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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