babies were throwing up all over the place
Did you just see the Batmobile???
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I understand Curling. That high.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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