I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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