She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
How naked do you want me to be?
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