he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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