I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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