Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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