Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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