i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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