why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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