i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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