whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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