If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
