Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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