somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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