Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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