you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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