I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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