lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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