last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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