So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Randomize
