These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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