we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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