Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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