...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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