At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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