I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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