Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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