Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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