What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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