Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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