Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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