All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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