hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
