Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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