I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
