It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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