I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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