This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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