Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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