gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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