exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Come see our sink grown plant.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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