well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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