Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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