I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There r osticjed everywhere
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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