The panties match.
I'll be right there.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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