guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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